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Darleen Carr is an American actress, singer, and voice-over artist. She is also known as Darlene Carr or Darleen Drake. She has two sisters, both actresses.
"}{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Haruka Ayase","displaytitle":"Haruka Ayase","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1206963","titles":{"canonical":"Haruka_Ayase","normalized":"Haruka Ayase","display":"Haruka Ayase"},"pageid":30876916,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Haruka_Ayase_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":220,"height":294},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Haruka_Ayase_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":220,"height":294},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290246480","tid":"9e7f2da0-3017-11f0-9115-66b8df747546","timestamp":"2025-05-13T16:30:45Z","description":"Japanese actress (born 1985)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruka_Ayase","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruka_Ayase?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruka_Ayase?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Haruka_Ayase"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruka_Ayase","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Haruka_Ayase","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruka_Ayase?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Haruka_Ayase"}},"extract":"Aya Tademaru better known by the stage name Haruka Ayase , is a Japanese actress who started her career as a model in the year 2000. She has since become a leading actress in television and film.","extract_html":"
Aya Tademaru better known by the stage name Haruka Ayase , is a Japanese actress who started her career as a model in the year 2000. She has since become a leading actress in television and film.
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{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
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{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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