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Ventimiglia is a resort town in the province of Imperia, Liguria, northern Italy. It is located 130 km (81 mi) west of Genoa, and 7 km (4.3 mi) from the French-Italian border, on the Gulf of Genoa, having a small harbour at the mouth of the Roia river, which divides the town into two parts. Ventimiglia's urban area has a population of 55,000.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Salto, Cape Verde","displaytitle":"Salto, Cape Verde","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2215415","titles":{"canonical":"Salto,_Cape_Verde","normalized":"Salto, Cape Verde","display":"Salto, Cape Verde"},"pageid":7976366,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/SaltoIgreja.jpg/330px-SaltoIgreja.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/SaltoIgreja.jpg","width":963,"height":1285},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1088024035","tid":"b4c414c6-d489-11ec-bf81-8892d43ec968","timestamp":"2022-05-15T20:00:45Z","description":"Settlement in Fogo, Cape Verde","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":14.855,"lon":-24.392},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salto%2C_Cape_Verde","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salto%2C_Cape_Verde?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salto%2C_Cape_Verde?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Salto%2C_Cape_Verde"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salto%2C_Cape_Verde","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Salto%2C_Cape_Verde","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salto%2C_Cape_Verde?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Salto%2C_Cape_Verde"}},"extract":"Salto is a settlement in the southern part of the island of Fogo, Cape Verde. It is situated 2 km (1.2 mi) southwest of Monte Largo and12 km (7.5 mi) southeast of the island capital São Filipe. The village has a sightworthy church and some small shops, but no accommodation for tourists. Most of the inhabitants are farmers growing potatoes, vegetables and papayas. Several fields are irrigated using drip irrigation. Many fields were surrounded by stone walls to protect them against erosion.","extract_html":"
Salto is a settlement in the southern part of the island of Fogo, Cape Verde. It is situated 2 km (1.2 mi) southwest of Monte Largo and12 km (7.5 mi) southeast of the island capital São Filipe. The village has a sightworthy church and some small shops, but no accommodation for tourists. Most of the inhabitants are farmers growing potatoes, vegetables and papayas. Several fields are irrigated using drip irrigation. Many fields were surrounded by stone walls to protect them against erosion.
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