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The Malay College Kuala Kangsar is a residential school in Malaysia. It is an all-boys and all-Malay school in the royal town of Kuala Kangsar, Perak. It is sometimes dubbed \"the Eton College of the East\".
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Vexilla vexillum, common name the vexillum rock snail, is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Muricidae, the murex snails or rock snails.
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