{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Geungsi","displaytitle":"Geungsi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q110817809","titles":{"canonical":"Geungsi","normalized":"Geungsi","display":"Geungsi"},"pageid":69987668,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Geungsi_cover.jpg","width":266,"height":375},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Geungsi_cover.jpg","width":266,"height":375},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1251065982","tid":"b4c9f61c-89f2-11ef-b4ee-8a5d02561f41","timestamp":"2024-10-14T06:08:18Z","description":"Graphic novel series","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geungsi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geungsi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geungsi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Geungsi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geungsi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Geungsi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geungsi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Geungsi"}},"extract":"Geungsi is a graphic novel series written and illustrated by Sean Lam, who is best known for his two part graphic novel adaption of New York Times bestselling Larry Niven's sci-fi novel Ringworld and Pope Benedict manga. Junzi is the chief editor for the book.","extract_html":"
Geungsi is a graphic novel series written and illustrated by Sean Lam, who is best known for his two part graphic novel adaption of New York Times bestselling Larry Niven's sci-fi novel Ringworld and Pope Benedict manga. Junzi is the chief editor for the book.
"}{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't React developers like nature?","punchline":"They prefer the virtual DOM.","id":411}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?","punchline":"They say the business is toast.","id":84}
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