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The Centre for Railway Information Systems (CRIS) designs, develops, implements and maintains most of the important information systems of Indian Railways. It is under the ownership of Government of India and administrative control of the Ministry of Railways. It is located in Chanakyapuri, New Delhi. CRIS was established in 1986.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Prem Tame","displaytitle":"Prem Tame","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q107439510","titles":{"canonical":"Prem_Tame","normalized":"Prem Tame","display":"Prem Tame"},"pageid":66741709,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Prem_Tame_film_Poster.jpeg","width":258,"height":386},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Prem_Tame_film_Poster.jpeg","width":258,"height":386},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272911979","tid":"e980a087-df46-11ef-9be0-34edf8b9bb95","timestamp":"2025-01-30T20:15:13Z","description":"2021 Indian film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prem_Tame","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prem_Tame?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prem_Tame?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Prem_Tame"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prem_Tame","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Prem_Tame","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prem_Tame?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Prem_Tame"}},"extract":"Prem Tame is a 2021 Bengali romance film directed and written by Anindya Chatterjee. It had a theatrical release on 12 February 2021.","extract_html":"
Prem Tame is a 2021 Bengali romance film directed and written by Anindya Chatterjee. It had a theatrical release on 12 February 2021.
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