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{"type":"standard","title":"Li Lianxiu","displaytitle":"Li Lianxiu","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q8314788","titles":{"canonical":"Li_Lianxiu","normalized":"Li Lianxiu","display":"Li Lianxiu"},"pageid":62387598,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Li_Lianxiu.jpeg","width":230,"height":329},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Li_Lianxiu.jpeg","width":230,"height":329},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1222815282","tid":"da83fd0c-0ce2-11ef-b33e-f307f892fbdc","timestamp":"2024-05-08T02:29:54Z","description":"Chinese military and police officer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Lianxiu","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Lianxiu?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Lianxiu?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Li_Lianxiu"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Lianxiu","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Li_Lianxiu","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Lianxiu?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Li_Lianxiu"}},"extract":"Li Lianxiu was a Chinese military and police commander with the rank of lieutenant general. A veteran of the Second Sino-Japanese War, the Chinese Civil War, and the Korean War, he was appointed Commander of the 38th Army of the People's Liberation Army in 1978. In 1984, he was appointed the second Commander of the People's Armed Police (PAP), a year after its founding, serving until his retirement in 1990.","extract_html":"
Li Lianxiu was a Chinese military and police commander with the rank of lieutenant general. A veteran of the Second Sino-Japanese War, the Chinese Civil War, and the Korean War, he was appointed Commander of the 38th Army of the People's Liberation Army in 1978. In 1984, he was appointed the second Commander of the People's Armed Police (PAP), a year after its founding, serving until his retirement in 1990.
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